sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it
new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?
me: dONn’t touch those
new guy:
me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.
new guy:
new guy:
me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.
We should be reskinning Chuck Norris jokes to be All Might jokes and we should be doing it now. If you see this and you have some gold, add yours and reblog. I’ll start.
All Might has a grizzly bear rug in his office. The bear isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move.
All Might died six years ago, but Death hasn’t had the courage to tell him yet.
All Might counted to infinity – twice.
*cracks knuckles* oh man I loved these when I was younger
All Might jokes? False: All Might facts.
All Might doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
When All Might touches water, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets All Might.
All Might can divide by zero.
Hand sanitizers can kill 99.9% of germs, All Might can kill 100% of whatever he wants.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for All Might.
All Might can hear sign language.
All Might beat the sun in a staring contest.
Once a cobra bit All Might’s leg. After five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
All Might has a diary. It’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
YES THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF, THIS IS WHAT I’M ABOUT! ALL THE COOKIES FOR YOU, MY FRIEND!!
All Might has already been to Mars. That’s why there’s no sign of life there.
All Might is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in the game of tennis.
AHHHHH THANKS here I have too many XD
There used to be a street named after All Might, but it was changed because no one crosses All Might and lives.
All Might built the hospital that he was born in.
All Might has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare get cross with All Might.
When All Might does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
All Might hit 11 out of 10 targets… with 9 punches.
And finally:
All Might once kicked a horse in the chin. It’s decendants are known today as giraffes.
Lobbyists are pushing a bill that would be super bad for copyright. Think SOPA and Article 13 + 11 meshed together. Like THAT bad.
It’s called H.R. 1695/S.1010, and what it would do is allow the president to appoint who will be the next Register of Copyrights. Right now that office is under the control of the Library of Congress. It’s a non-political position. But Hollywood has been lobbying hard to get this into a political position.
Whoever Trump picks is obviously going to be someone who bows to the whims of Hollywood and pushes for things like website blocking, upload filters, etc. It’s bad. It’s like BAD bad.
Anyway, it’s heading into a Senate committee meeting on December 12. I’m not going to lie, it looks dire. BUT it hasn’t passed the committee yet so it’s not headed to the Senate yet so I mean idk, let’s TRY to at least get them to not pass this law?
Dial 1-916-823-9612 and enter your zip code to call your Senators and ask
they stop this legislation before a crucial committee vote.
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